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restlessIf you missed my latest posts, you might be a bit confused.
Basically - Doctor Who is the crackiest show on TV, and I am ~*~proving~*~ it by summarizing the plot of each episode in one to three sentences. Without revealing the ending of the episodes or giving away huge spoilers. But if you're spoilerphobic and haven't watched this show yet (omg watch it!!!) you shouldn't read this. Really.
Season 3/29 a.k.a. "When did this show get so depressing?"
Ep 0 - The Runaway Bride
Meet Donna, Bridezilla Extraordinarie, in this wacky Christmas adventure with gigantic spiders. Donna! <3
Ep 1 - Smith and Jones
The Doctor checks himself in to a hospital, possibly for emo removal, when it suddenly starts raining upwards and the whole hospital is transported to the moon. There The Doctor and Martha (who is studying to be a doctor) must find a vampiric shapeshifter before the space-rhinos let everyone in the hospital suffocate to death.
Ep 2 - The Shakespeare Code
Shakespeare hits on The Doctor. Oh, show, I love you and your slashiness! <3
Oh, yeah, and then there's actual trufax witches and The Doctor admits to being a huge Harry Potter-fan.
Ep 3 - Gridlock
There's hover-cars, cat-people, gigantic crabs (or whatever those things were) and a bit of a sing-along when Martha and The Doctor travel to the future. Oh, and if you think morning traffic sucks where you live? Hah, yeah, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Ep 4 - Daleks in Manhattan
GOD, THIS EP IS SO BORING. Let's just say there's pig-people and that The Doctor is "very into musical theater" and leave it at that.
Ep 5 - Evolution of the Daleks
As if the last episode wasn't bad enough, IT'S A FREAKING TWO-PARTER. New York has never seemed so depressing, not even during the depression. Which just happens to be the time in which these episodes are set (think the writers did it on purpose?).
Ep 6 - The Lazarus Experiment
This dude named Lazarus (well, there's a name without a hidden meaning... not) has figured out how to reverse the process of aging and plan to live forever. Then he turns into a gigantic monster and hit on Martha's sister. Although not in that order.
Ep 7 - 42
IT'S A HOMAGE TO 24. EXCEPT SET IN SPACE. THE DOCTOR IS SO JACK BAUER, Y/Y?
Ep 8 - Human Nature
The Doctor is hiding from some aliens that are after him for his Time Lord juice, so he turns himself into a human and gets Martha to babysit his amnesiac ass.
Ep 9 - The Family of Blood
Freaking scarecrows attack and Martha has to convince Human!Doctor that he's really an ancient alien, so as to get him to turn back into said ancient alien, so he can save the day.
Ep 10 - Blink
WATCH THIS EPISODE WITH THE LIGHTS ON. I AM NOT JOKING. THIS IS REALLY TERRIFYING. UUUGH.
Uhm, basically, it's about these angel statues. That kill people. Whenever you look at them, they're just statues. Made of stone. They can't move. But if you turn around, if you look away, if you blink... oh yes they can. AND THEY WILL.
*shudders*
Ep 11 - Utopia
Captain Jack is back and he is flirting with everything that moves! \o/
Also, Team TARDIS travel to the end of time and tries to not get eaten by cannibals. And this old dude McGyvered a spaceship that will take the last of the humans to the last safe place - Utopia.
Ep 12 - The Sound of Drums
An evil alien tries to take control over Earth, and it's up to Team TARDIS to stop him! The evil alien, meanwhile, doesn't seem very concerned by this, and instead spends his time watching The Teletubbies and being 100% awesome.
Ep 13 - Last of the Time Lords
The evil alien dance around to Scissor Sisters, Jack is chained up and shirtless, The Doctor suddenly have the ability to fly and Martha is a bit awesome.
Next up - season 4/30 a.k.a. "omg awesome!"
Basically - Doctor Who is the crackiest show on TV, and I am ~*~proving~*~ it by summarizing the plot of each episode in one to three sentences. Without revealing the ending of the episodes or giving away huge spoilers. But if you're spoilerphobic and haven't watched this show yet (omg watch it!!!) you shouldn't read this. Really.
Season 3/29 a.k.a. "When did this show get so depressing?"
Ep 0 - The Runaway Bride
Meet Donna, Bridezilla Extraordinarie, in this wacky Christmas adventure with gigantic spiders. Donna! <3
Ep 1 - Smith and Jones
The Doctor checks himself in to a hospital, possibly for emo removal, when it suddenly starts raining upwards and the whole hospital is transported to the moon. There The Doctor and Martha (who is studying to be a doctor) must find a vampiric shapeshifter before the space-rhinos let everyone in the hospital suffocate to death.
Ep 2 - The Shakespeare Code
Shakespeare hits on The Doctor. Oh, show, I love you and your slashiness! <3
Oh, yeah, and then there's actual trufax witches and The Doctor admits to being a huge Harry Potter-fan.
Ep 3 - Gridlock
There's hover-cars, cat-people, gigantic crabs (or whatever those things were) and a bit of a sing-along when Martha and The Doctor travel to the future. Oh, and if you think morning traffic sucks where you live? Hah, yeah, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Ep 4 - Daleks in Manhattan
GOD, THIS EP IS SO BORING. Let's just say there's pig-people and that The Doctor is "very into musical theater" and leave it at that.
Ep 5 - Evolution of the Daleks
As if the last episode wasn't bad enough, IT'S A FREAKING TWO-PARTER. New York has never seemed so depressing, not even during the depression. Which just happens to be the time in which these episodes are set (think the writers did it on purpose?).
Ep 6 - The Lazarus Experiment
This dude named Lazarus (well, there's a name without a hidden meaning... not) has figured out how to reverse the process of aging and plan to live forever. Then he turns into a gigantic monster and hit on Martha's sister. Although not in that order.
Ep 7 - 42
IT'S A HOMAGE TO 24. EXCEPT SET IN SPACE. THE DOCTOR IS SO JACK BAUER, Y/Y?
Ep 8 - Human Nature
The Doctor is hiding from some aliens that are after him for his Time Lord juice, so he turns himself into a human and gets Martha to babysit his amnesiac ass.
Ep 9 - The Family of Blood
Freaking scarecrows attack and Martha has to convince Human!Doctor that he's really an ancient alien, so as to get him to turn back into said ancient alien, so he can save the day.
Ep 10 - Blink
WATCH THIS EPISODE WITH THE LIGHTS ON. I AM NOT JOKING. THIS IS REALLY TERRIFYING. UUUGH.
Uhm, basically, it's about these angel statues. That kill people. Whenever you look at them, they're just statues. Made of stone. They can't move. But if you turn around, if you look away, if you blink... oh yes they can. AND THEY WILL.
*shudders*
Ep 11 - Utopia
Captain Jack is back and he is flirting with everything that moves! \o/
Also, Team TARDIS travel to the end of time and tries to not get eaten by cannibals. And this old dude McGyvered a spaceship that will take the last of the humans to the last safe place - Utopia.
Ep 12 - The Sound of Drums
An evil alien tries to take control over Earth, and it's up to Team TARDIS to stop him! The evil alien, meanwhile, doesn't seem very concerned by this, and instead spends his time watching The Teletubbies and being 100% awesome.
Ep 13 - Last of the Time Lords
The evil alien dance around to Scissor Sisters, Jack is chained up and shirtless, The Doctor suddenly have the ability to fly and Martha is a bit awesome.
Next up - season 4/30 a.k.a. "omg awesome!"
