Doctor Who s4/30 a.k.a. "omg awesome!"
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restlessEven more ~*~proof~*~ that Doctor Who is the crackiest show ever (and we love it). If you don't know what I'm talking about, read my earlier posts. If you still don't know what I'm talking about, watch Doctor Who (omg watch it!!!!).
What I do is that I summarize each episode in one to three sentences, without giving away the ending (usually the crackiest part of the episodes) or any huge spoilers. And the summarizes should be both lulzy, accurate and highlight how cracky this show is.
It is extremely easy, actually.
Season 4/30 a.k.a. "omg awesome!"
Ep X - Time Crash
A very short scene filmed for charity.
The Doctor meets himself and have a veryserious lolarious conversation about how The Evil Alien from last season is totally Secretly Gay, omg. The Doctor is such a gossip!
Ep 0 - Voyage of the Damned
The Doctor andKylie Minogue Astrid-the-waitress must stop Spaceship!Titanic from crashing into Earth, which is easier said than done with all those bloody angels trying to kill them.
Ep 1 - Partners in Crime
Donna and The Doctor investigate the mysterious new diet pill that makes people lose weight over night, and how this is connected to theadorable super cute strange blobs of fat that are showing up everywhere. And why are all the bees disappearing?
Ep 2 - The Fires of Pompeii
The Doctor and Donna travel to ancient Rome, except that it's really ancient Pompeii (good one, Doc!) and it's Volcano Day, bb! Then there's seers, evil priestesses, and a gigantic lava monster that the The Doctor fights off using a water pistol.
Ep 3 - Planet of the Ood
TheDoctorDonna travel to the future, where the Ood-race are still slaves to humanity. TheDoctorDonna decides to right some wrongs, which apparently means that theyhave brain!sex do a bunch of telepathic stuff. With bonus singing, Simpsons references and a gigantic brain!
Ep 4 - The Sontaran Stratagem
Oh no, an army of Mr. Potatoheads are attacking Earth with the help of an annoying teenaged genius! It's up to TheDoctorDonna (and Martha) to save the day!
Ep 5 - The Poison Sky
In this second part, there's two separate Marthas, The Doctor have phone sex with Donna, watch some cartoons and sets the Earths atmosphere on fire. But he had good reasons to!
Ep 6 - The Doctor's Daughter
Meet Jenny, The Doctor's female clone!daughter. On a planet where an never ending war is fought between human clones and fish people, TheDoctorDonna tries to make peace between the races while Martha makes a new friend.
Ep 7 - The Unicorn and the Wasp
TheDoctorDonna and Agatha Christie tries to solve a genuine murder mystery which involves gigantic wasps, a sneaky thief nicknamed "The Unicorn" by the press and The Doctor being extra hotass (WHAT? HE WAS!).
Ep 8 - Silence in the Library
BRB, busy hiding underneath my bed.
Ep 9 - Forest of the Dead
In this epic second part, The Doctor fight to save everyone while the flesh-eating shadows keep killing them off one by one, the walking skeletons keep showing up when you least expect them to and Donna is kept inside lala-land, where she has two adorable children and an even more adorable husband. Oh yeah, and The Doctor's maybe!wife that he haven't met yet show up and tell him a bunch of spoilers about his own future.
Ep 10 - Midnight
On Midnight, no one can hear you scream. Right, so Doctor Who decided that the last two eps weren't scary enough and decided to top them with this highly claustrophobic episode, taking place inside a stranded shuttle on the completely uninhabitable planet Midnight, where a mysterious creature have taken notice of the humans and Time Lord trapped on it's surface...
Ep 11 - Turn Left
The Doctor dies, a bomb is dropped on London, an old friend shows up and Donna have something on her back. And no, I didn't give away the ending. That was just the beginning.
Ep 12 - The Stolen Earth
Earth disappears, TheDoctorDonna investigates. This episode features the return of the space-rhinos as well as pretty much every character that's ever been on the show. The ending gave me such an adrenaline rush that I didn't go to sleep until well after seven in the morning. EEEEEPIC!
Ep 13 - Journey's End
THERE'S TWO DOCTORS. THIS IS ALMOST AS EPIC AS THE FACT THAT JACK IMMEDIATELY WANTS A THREESOME. \o/
Oh, yeah, and I'm not crying, I JUST HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE. AGAIN. SHUT UP.
Hiatus specials (2008-2009)
Christmas special '08 - The Next Doctor
The Doctor fly a hot air balloon and fight a gigantic killer robot that's going Godzilla all over London in 1851. Oh, this other man calling himself The Doctor shows up, too. You can never have to many Doctors!
Easter special '09 - Planet of the Dead
Haven't aired yet. IT AIRS THIS SATURDAY, FTW! \o/
According to wikipedia, the plot is this:
"When a London bus goes off-course to an alien planet, Lady Christina joins up with the Doctor to uncover the mysteries beneath the sand; as time moves on the fatal Swarm gets closer."
The trailer had flying sting rays, in case that helps any.
Crackiest show ever, Y/Y?
What I do is that I summarize each episode in one to three sentences, without giving away the ending (usually the crackiest part of the episodes) or any huge spoilers. And the summarizes should be both lulzy, accurate and highlight how cracky this show is.
It is extremely easy, actually.
Season 4/30 a.k.a. "omg awesome!"
Ep X - Time Crash
A very short scene filmed for charity.
The Doctor meets himself and have a very
Ep 0 - Voyage of the Damned
The Doctor and
Ep 1 - Partners in Crime
Donna and The Doctor investigate the mysterious new diet pill that makes people lose weight over night, and how this is connected to the
Ep 2 - The Fires of Pompeii
The Doctor and Donna travel to ancient Rome, except that it's really ancient Pompeii (good one, Doc!) and it's Volcano Day, bb! Then there's seers, evil priestesses, and a gigantic lava monster that the The Doctor fights off using a water pistol.
Ep 3 - Planet of the Ood
TheDoctorDonna travel to the future, where the Ood-race are still slaves to humanity. TheDoctorDonna decides to right some wrongs, which apparently means that they
Ep 4 - The Sontaran Stratagem
Oh no, an army of Mr. Potatoheads are attacking Earth with the help of an annoying teenaged genius! It's up to TheDoctorDonna (and Martha) to save the day!
Ep 5 - The Poison Sky
In this second part, there's two separate Marthas, The Doctor have phone sex with Donna, watch some cartoons and sets the Earths atmosphere on fire. But he had good reasons to!
Ep 6 - The Doctor's Daughter
Meet Jenny, The Doctor's female clone!daughter. On a planet where an never ending war is fought between human clones and fish people, TheDoctorDonna tries to make peace between the races while Martha makes a new friend.
Ep 7 - The Unicorn and the Wasp
TheDoctorDonna and Agatha Christie tries to solve a genuine murder mystery which involves gigantic wasps, a sneaky thief nicknamed "The Unicorn" by the press and The Doctor being extra hotass (WHAT? HE WAS!).
Ep 8 - Silence in the Library
BRB, busy hiding underneath my bed.
Ep 9 - Forest of the Dead
In this epic second part, The Doctor fight to save everyone while the flesh-eating shadows keep killing them off one by one, the walking skeletons keep showing up when you least expect them to and Donna is kept inside lala-land, where she has two adorable children and an even more adorable husband. Oh yeah, and The Doctor's maybe!wife that he haven't met yet show up and tell him a bunch of spoilers about his own future.
Ep 10 - Midnight
Ep 11 - Turn Left
The Doctor dies, a bomb is dropped on London, an old friend shows up and Donna have something on her back. And no, I didn't give away the ending. That was just the beginning.
Ep 12 - The Stolen Earth
Earth disappears, TheDoctorDonna investigates. This episode features the return of the space-rhinos as well as pretty much every character that's ever been on the show. The ending gave me such an adrenaline rush that I didn't go to sleep until well after seven in the morning. EEEEEPIC!
Ep 13 - Journey's End
THERE'S TWO DOCTORS. THIS IS ALMOST AS EPIC AS THE FACT THAT JACK IMMEDIATELY WANTS A THREESOME. \o/
Oh, yeah, and I'm not crying, I JUST HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE. AGAIN. SHUT UP.
Hiatus specials (2008-2009)
Christmas special '08 - The Next Doctor
The Doctor fly a hot air balloon and fight a gigantic killer robot that's going Godzilla all over London in 1851. Oh, this other man calling himself The Doctor shows up, too. You can never have to many Doctors!
Easter special '09 - Planet of the Dead
Haven't aired yet. IT AIRS THIS SATURDAY, FTW! \o/
According to wikipedia, the plot is this:
"When a London bus goes off-course to an alien planet, Lady Christina joins up with the Doctor to uncover the mysteries beneath the sand; as time moves on the fatal Swarm gets closer."
The trailer had flying sting rays, in case that helps any.
Crackiest show ever, Y/Y?
